Hey, it's only Tuesday and I already have an injury!! This can not be good. I'm afraid of what will hit me in about a month, possibly sooner!!! Hoo boy...
Anyways, what happened was, we were in karate class, doing one-step-sparring, and I was with NE, who besides being a guy is about a foot taller than I am, (I'm about'5"3), and could easily be as strong as Arnold Swar-howeveryouspellit. Anyhow, he was coming up to punch jodan (jaw-level), and either he moved too fast or my block came up too slow (I like to think it was his fault) but he clobbered me Really, Really Hard right above my left eye!!!! It hurt!!! And it's true, you do see stars when ya get clobbered, wether it be a concussion or otherwise.
But it was somewhat fun listening to him have a panic fit, that he had just hurt a more fragile, delicate being, that she now had a severe injury to her head..... And yes it was severe, in my opinion!!!! Well, I was tasting blood in my mouth, as well as brain juice (ew), and I was dizzy, and I saw stars, and I thought I was going to pass out, and my head was throbbing. It hurt a lot. Does that not qualify as severe?! And now I have limited muscle coordination and a major headache. Very annoying. And I don't even get out of working!!!
So I have now employed his little sister Q as a hitwoman until my brain settles back into place. I will get revenge, somehow!!! MUHAHAH- *ahem*
Wouldn't ya know it, as soon as my head recovers from the badminton raquet, I get punched in almost the same spot!! Why me?!?!? Why me?!?!?!??!??!!?!? *sobs*
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Cripes, who knew jodan was gonna be so lethal? Oh wait, isn't that the point of learning martial arts - self defence?! >:-S Hopefully you can perfect your defense before N becomes more proficient in offense.
{hugs}} you're doing a great job in karate, bruising notwithstanding.
Meh, if there is one thing I learned, it's that I never want too meet N in a dark alley!!! And hey, I'm only a yellow belt!!! I still think I'd rather go a round with Sempai A one-step... a lot more merciful then Sempai J!!
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