... That one never wants to do to one's person? (The badminton incident was last week, thank you very much. ) Well, it was during the Outdoor Ed class, we were making kites (genuine, wood-and-garbage-bag kites), and I had to cut a notch into a stick for a string to go. Dry wood cuts very easily. Easier than I thought. My hand was holding the stick, my thumb placed in a desprate position, Right Underneath The (Sharp) Hunting Knife!!!!!!!! Honest, it took 2 seconds and I couldn't even see the cut, there was so much blood coming out!!!! It was gross!!! And I am on... Let's see...... This has got to be at least my 6th bandage on my thumb, cuz they get all nasty and stuff. And a gash right on the end of one's thumb is hard to bandage. So annoying......
I think my thumbs are both going to go on strike soon, cuz there was the hunting knife incident, and on Sunday my cousin's cat attempted carving my other thumb into mincemeat. I think she must have smelled dog/enemy cat on my hand, as opposed to common opinion, which says she only wounded (yes, wounded!) me cause of the tissue wrapping paper I was playing with. Accusation!!! The cat's just predjuced against other cats. I had nothing to do with it!!! Hmm.
And don't give me that look, I wasn't being mean with the tissue paper!!! Darn kitten... (What am I saying?!?!?!?! I love kittens, until they develop claws!!!)
Anyways, back to the hunting knife.
Don't ever do that to yourself, take it from the voice of experience, it hurts!!!!!! And it doesn't even get you out of work, unless you just bleed and bleed to life-threating levels when you get cut, which I don't, so it's not even worth the pain.
So why did I do it? Hmm, hard to say.... Well, I got to gross people out with it, so it was DEFINETLEY worth it for that!!
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Och, those wee kittens wouldn't hurt a flea! Now tissue paper, i saw that black-and-white one shred it to bits in no time flat. Did you see the big fluffy cat chase her own tail in the living room? Dumb cat.
Your thumb will evetually heal, we must be related cuz I sliced my thumb on Thursday too. Polysporin to the rescue!
yeah, tell that to my outdoor ed teacher!!! And ya, too young to remember that worth beans!!! That must've been the day... But, garbage baggies work just as well as newspaper, but sticks and tails are a nessicity!!! (how does one spell it?!?!)
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